Annoying Advertiser Thwarts Terrorism

According to The Telegraph, a suicide bomber wanted to cause carnage in Moscow’s Red Square during New Years Eve celebrations.

Like in many suicide bombings, a cell phone signal would have set off the detonation. But the “black widow” suicide bomber was still in a safe house getting ready for her bombing when the wireless service sent her a very nice message, saying, “Happy New Year!”

For her, it wasn’t so happy. The Happy New Year message set off the bomb, killing the woman but harming nobody else. The terrorist attack was thwarted.

So, the next time your wireless carrier sends you an inane text message saying how wonderful they are, just write it off as another salvo in the War Against Terrorism.

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