No Evolution for O’Donnell

OK, I’ll weigh in like everybody else on this one.

"Scientist" and U.S. Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell

Our Deleware punching bag, Tea Party U.S. Senate Candidate Christine O’Donnell continues to thrill. A new videotape surfaced in which she says that evolution is a myth.

She has proof. I can’t believe all of us missed the obvious that she saw. We don’t see monkeys evolving into humans, do we? So evolution doesn’t exist.

Let’s go to the tape:

I think O’Donnell is really missing her calling here. She shouldn’t be a senator. She should be a science teacher.

Now that I see her way of thinking, I’ve got a lot of things figured out.

Among them:

The weather has been getting colder lately as we transition from summer to fall. That means global warming doesn’t exist. It’s getting cooler, not hotter, see?

Just as I was losing my balance yesterday when I tripped over  a rock, I said, “God damn.” Sure enough, I fell over to the ground. Surely God damned me, right? Had I not said it, I would have stayed on my feet, correct?

The world had to be created by God 6,000 years ago, not millions of years ago like scientists said. Have you ever seen a rock that was time stamped 1,000,000 BC? That proves the world is much newer than that.

I can go on and on, but thank goodness O’Donnell is there for us to set us on the correct scientific path.

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