Cranky Random Weekend Thoughts

These are some cranky thoughts that popped into my head the past couple of days as I went about my business:

–To the young woman who was cashiering at a St. Albans convenience store: Was a tattoo of  a hyperdermic needle on your forearm really that great an idea?

–To the customer in the convenience store. If you try your debit card five times and it doesn’t work each time, continuing to try might not help. Instead, try putting money in your bank account first.

–To the car insurance person who called me up yesterday, accusing me of causing a traffic accident last Saturday in Alexandria, Va.: You have the wrong person, the license plate number is indeed mine but I have a Vermont registration, not Virginia. And no, I will not contact the Alexandria Police Department to get an accident report and fax it to you to straighten this out.  Do your own damn job.

— I’m a weather enthusiast, but I didn’t know until yesterday morning that “partly sunny” means fog and drenching rain.

—I really don’t like it when a mosquito crawls deep inside my ear and starts munching. Stay away from my brain, you damn bug.

—To the couple in the parking lot in Alburgh this morning: I don’t think blowing cigarette smoke in your baby’s face is that good an idea.

—Leaving a Jahovah Witness pamphlet in my door is not going to make me join. Sorry.

—To the lady in front of me in the car: Stop signs don’t turn green. You can go if nobody is coming.

One Response to “Cranky Random Weekend Thoughts”

  1. Jeff Says:

    —To the lady in front of me in the car: Stop signs don’t turn green. You can go if nobody is coming. THIS MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD. PEOPLE CAME TO SEE WHAT WAS HAPPENING. PERFECT COMMENTARY, AND SCARY

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